Friday, 10 July 2009

  • Reality check

    I'll let you in on a little secret....I'm incredibly spoiled.

    Rebecca will be 4 weeks old tomorrow and there hasn't been a single day of her life without someone here to help me with the kids.  That's right, for the last 4 weeks either John has been off work, my mom has been here or my inlaws have been here.  I have yet to be alone with both of my kids for longer than 30 minutes.

    It's been awesome.

    I've been able to sleep late with the baby and take daily naps.  I'm almost ashamed to even admit it.

    However in a few days all of that will change.  My inlaws will go back to Indiana and I'll be all alone.

    It's going to be a harsh reality. 

    One that will involve very early mornings and require many cups of coffee.

    Luckily I have these two to help get me through it. 

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Wednesday, 24 June 2009

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Thursday, 14 May 2009

Friday, 08 May 2009

  • Another little update

    I'm six weeks from my due date and I'm beginning to go into full panic mode.  I haven't done much of anything with the nursery...until today.  Actually the only thing I've done is wash baby clothes.  I've done three full loads so far and have about another two to go.  How I've accumulated so many baby clothes is beyond me (well, not exactly beyond me since I've received numerous gifts and hand-me-downs, have hit a few garage sales and have already had a baby shower.) There's just so much, and they're throwing me another shower at work later this month!  Even though the amount is overwhelming, those baby girl clothes are sooooo cute!  I'm loving going through everything. All the pink, purple, ruffles, bows and lace are making me a little bit giddy!

    The copious amounts of pink is definitely a good problem to have, I'm just having a hard time organizing so much stuff.  Part of the organizing problem comes from the fact that right now our house is in total chaos.  This week we had a good portion of the inside of our house painted and the outside is currently being painted.  We're replacing the carpet tomorrow and are working on painting new trim and doors for about half of the house.  I guess John and I have both gone into full nesting mode and want to get the house finished before this baby comes.  Right now I just want to clean and organize but I can't.  I will be so glad when this house stuff is finished!

    I think that's about it.  It's about an hour past Blake's bedtime and he and John are currently ripping trim off the wall.  It's all so exciting, I don't see bedtime anywhere in the near future.  I'd better go work on that.

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

  • When you give a 2 year old a camera....

    There is a local couple who have found an ingenious way to make big bucks.  They've attached a digital camera to their cat's collar that automatically takes pictures every 2 minutes.  They've gotten some pretty good shots and are now selling them for top dollar.

    I'm thinking about doing this with my kid.

    Yesterday Blake was sitting at the picnic table waiting for his lunch.  I was inside getting it ready when I heard him hollering "cheese!" repeatedly.

    Being that I have a large parasite growing inside of me sucking the blood cells right out of my brain, it took me a minute to realize what he was doing.

    I had apparently left my (semi-expensive) digital camera on the picnic table and he had gotten a hold of it.

    Oops!

    I ran outside to find him with the camera pointed at himself making all kinds of cute, funny faces and yelling "Blake say cheese" to himself. 

    It was cute, but I was sure he was going to drop the camera!

    Once I wrestled the camera away from him in exchange for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I took a minute to look at the pictures he had taken.  Unfortunately most of them were up-close, blurry images of grubby little fingers but some of them were ok.  I mean, they're not nearly as artistic as what your typical house cat would take, but still......

    Here are a few.  I've included potential titles for each photo.  You're welcome.

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    "Nostrils at noon"

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     "Anatomy of an embroidered shirt"

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    "The mystery of an aluminum table"

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    "Ferocious sunbathing canine beast"

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    "Spring, with a side of fence"

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    "Spring with a side of sky"

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    And finally, my favorite...."Spring with a side of ear."

    Not bad huh?  I wonder how much I could get for these.  In this economy, this kid needs to start earning his keep.

     

Friday, 17 April 2009

  • 7 years

    Monday the 13th was our 7th wedding anniversary.  I can't believe it's been 7 years!  It still seems like it was just yesterday I was planning my wedding, but at the same time it feels like we've been together forever. 

    (Speaking of April 13, 2002, did anyone watch The Office yesterday?  That date was referenced twice!  How weird is that?  John didn't find it nearly as exciting as I did....but it really is exciting that Michael and Dwight both mentioned our exact wedding date isn't it?....Isn't it?)

    Anyhoo, back to my original thought.  Here's us on our honeymoon.

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    How cute were we back then? So young, so in love.....so skinny!

    (I would have put a wedding photo here but that would require scanning a picture and I'm way too lazy for that.)

    As you can see we haven't changed a bit in the last 7 years.

    Ba-ha-ha-ha.....I can't even type that last sentence with a straight face.

    7 years, 3 states, and (almost) 2 kids later, and EVERYTHING has changed......all for the good (well, except for the few extra pounds)....in ways I could never have imagined.

    So to celebrate we dropped the munchkin off at grandma and grandpa's and headed down to the Oregon coast for a little getaway. 

    It was gorgeous....and quiet.....and relaxing....and very, very quiet.

    We did a lot of sitting on our hotel balcony looking at this...

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    and this...

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    and eventually this...

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    Besides all the looking at (and walking on) the beach.  We did a lot of eating, and....well....that's about it.  It was wonderful...and quiet (did I mention the quiet?)

    Although we enjoyed our alone time immensely,  I have to admit most of our conversation revolved around how much Blake would love the beach....and about how we couldn't wait to bring him and the baby here some day and go camping and fly kites and build sand castles and have a bonfire on the beach.....etc and so on..... 

    We're pathetic, I know.

    All in all, it was a great week.  John got to forget about work for a few days and I didn't have to do a single load of laundry or wash one dirty dish. 

    We needed this.

     

Wednesday, 08 April 2009

  • If you are what you eat, then what does that make Blake?

    One of the things that's always amazed me about little boys is their ability to find and create messes.  I know little girls are capable of this too, however boys are far superior in finding anything gross, disgusting, or downright nasty.

    My first experience with this came when Blake started crawling at 8 months of age and I found him near the sliding glass door with half of a crane fly sticking out of his mouth. 

    It's been downhill ever since.

    Now that he's older, he still finds the gross, but at least he keeps it out of his mouth.....usually.

    Yesterday we were outside playing (it was actually sunny...and warm....crazy!) and I turned around to find Blake using a dirty plastic shovel to play in the dog's water bowl. The water in the dog bowl hadn't been changed in a couple of days causing it to be a sort of green color with all manner of dead bugs and dog hair floating in the top.  There was even a worm in there.  Not to mention the shovel.....I have no idea where that thing had been...I don't even want to think about it.  

    It was a surefire recipe for grossness.  The perfect storm of disgusting, if you will.

    It was at the exact moment I opened my mouth to tell him not to play in the water that he dipped the shovel in the bowl and took a drink.....TOOK A DRINK!

    I was so grossed out....and horrified.....and disgusted......which is the exact reaction my little boy lives for.

    He grinned, giggled a little, and exclaimed "it taste good mama!"

    That kid must have bowels of steel by now.....or a parasite.

     

Sunday, 29 March 2009

  • Someone please dial down the crazy.

    This past week was busy.  I worked 6 out of the last 7 days giving me a whole new respect for the working mom.  It was a good week, just very tiring.  Blake has a great time with his babysitter (she has 3 boys of her own) so I never really have to worry about him with a change of routine.  It's a special treat to get to play with kids close to his own age so many days in a row.

    So you'd think with an entire week at work I'd have plenty to write about, but I was so tired I seem to have forgotten most of it.  I also think that our patient population has changed so much that what used to be out of the ordinary has gotten kind of routine....I guess that's a nice way of saying we see a lot of crazies.....a lot of them.  With so much crazy roaming the halls, the unusual moments become routine and quickly forgotten.  Our clinic would be a great place to film a reality show.....except for the whole patient privacy thing.....hmmm, I wonder if there's anyway to work around that?

    With that being said there were a few interesting moments that stuck out....I've listed the top 5 for you if you happen to still be reading this......you must be really bored.

    5.  I had a lot of patients were were insistent of knowing the exact position of their baby, down to making me point out every finger and toe so they knew exactly what they were feeling.  One lady actually got angry when her baby moved and wasn't in the same position anymore....like, really mad.....I just did a lot of nodding and smiling with her....it seemed to appease the crazy a little bit.

    4.  Many people tested the new security system (see two posts ago) which provided endless minutes entertainment for me....I may have even done some taunting.....

    3.  One lady walked in, took one look at me and exclaimed "wow you look like you're going to deliver any minute, you're HUGE,"  causing me to turn bright red and tear up a little. So I did what anyone would do in my position, I told her she was having a girl when really it was a boy.....ha, ha, take that lady!  (Just kidding I would never do that....well, I would only do that if I was a temp and they couldn't track me down later.)

    2.   For about the 300th time in my nearly 10 years in this job I had to break up 3 different couples who decided that my ultrasound room is a good  place to start making out.  Yuck.  I have no idea why this phenomenon happens but it does....more often than you'd think.  Apparently they fell asleep in 9th grade biology and didn't realize that they could stop now, she's already pregnant for Pete's sake!  I actually had to throw an elbow this week....it was ugly.

    1.  And finally, the cherry on top of the sundae that was my week came when a patient tried to punch me.  Of course with all the crazy I've had to deal with in the last 10 years this is hardly the first time I've been swung at.  I'm just usually more agile than I am now because she almost got me.  Poor thing had just gotten some really horrible news about her baby and I made the mistake of touching her arm when asking her a question.  I should have known better, especially with all the profanities she was flinging my way.  Touching her probably wasn't the best judgement call I've ever made.  Poor lady.

    So that's it.  This week is back to normal.  Hopefully there will be a little less violence and a bit more sanity in my life......at least until I need something else to blog about.  Oh, and kudos to you working moms (especially those of you who are pregnant with little kids at home) you deserve a medal!

     

Friday, 20 March 2009

  • It's good to have career goals

    If you're a mom, or have ever taken care of young children, you've no doubt experienced that moment when you realize things are really quiet around the house.....perhaps a little too quiet?  I'll tell ya, it can strike fear into the bravest of us.  If you're like me, I usually panic because I know there's a mess somewhere to clean up....I hate messes, really, really hate them. (Why did I have a child, you ask?  Good question.)  

    Well today I experienced one of those moments of silence and immediately ran upstairs (the place the messes usually happen) to investigate.  To my great delight there were no messes to clean up, just a very cute little boy sporting this.

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    Yes, he's in the bathtub.....with his pajamas on......and a diaper on his head.  My heart is swelling with pride at this very moment.

    When I walked in the room and asked him what he was doing he growled at me and told me he was a jaguar.

    Well duh, I should have known......who hasn't stood in awe of the untamed beauty of a jaguar while admiring it's Thomas the train P.Js and Winnie the Pooh swimming diaper.....it's only logical.

    Later on in the day a friend and I took our boys to the children's museum.  We were noticing how methodical her oldest was as he was putting some blocks together in a perfect pattern.  She mentioned he looked like a budding little engineer.

    This got me thinking.  Based on the earlier diaper-on-the head-growling-like-a-jaguar episode, what is Blake destined to be? 

    Then it dawned on me.

    I have two words for you.  Mexican Wrestler.

       

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    I know what you're thinking....the resemblance is remarkable.

    Sure he's not mexican, and his wrestling skills consist of unintentional kicks to the groin and hair pulling....but a mother can dream can't she?

    Now we just have to come up with a stage name. I'm thinking the "La aterradora pañal encabezada jaguar."

    I think that loosely translates into something about a terrifying diaper headed jaguar. 

    I know it's a little long and doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.....we're still working on it.

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